Twin Peaks Restaurant Has All The Sexy Waitresses

Twin Peaks has now become America’s most famous restaurant just because of the sexy waitresses it has. And it has more than five dozen venues spread out across the US of A. Twin Peaks seems to have surpassed Hooters as the “sex appeal as image” comestibles center in the Land of the Yanks.

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It resembles Hooters, with its large owl eyed T-shirts adorning the big bosomed waitresses, but Twin Peaks has just upped the oomph factor in the equation.

You want to eat up the waitresses more than you want to eat any food. Before each day’s grind, all the waitresses are lined up and judged according to several criteria by the management at Twin Peaks.

You deserve Twin Peaks today! pic.twitter.com/1uQfx9oZBB— TwinPeaksRestaurant (@TwinPeaksGirl) August 8, 2014

Among the long list of feminine wiles that are graded /4/be included: hairstyle, makeup, svelteness of figures and the neatness of standard uniforms.

And the uniforms…phwoarrr! They include: furry bunny boots, hot pants that make you sweat and handkerchief-sized tops that have your eyes fixated showing that you have serious problems downstairs.

The décolletage on each breathtakingly buxom beauty shows a whole lot of cleavage. That is all the better to gaze away till you can’t take it any more! 

.@TwinPeaksGirl breastaurant is the US’s fastest-growing restaurant. http://t.co/93yLZCiYtq pic.twitter.com/jD1TPgqhIa— Eater (@Eater) September 25, 2014

The basic task before these hot-to-trot waitresses is to serve with style and sexiness. And they have a no holds barred contract to flirt to their heart’s content with the customers thereby earning lots of dollars in the process.

And if someone tries to get all rough and tumble with them they reserve the right to use a little self defense in the process. Twin Peaks is one of those display profession fast food joints that have been mushrooming all over the United States.

Twin Peaks restaurant has been doing good business with over $165 million in annual sales. It is currently showing the quickest growth potential in all of America.

The good thing about Twin Peaks is that it creates its menu items from fresh grocery products and even serves ice-cool beer and other beverages in the heat of July.

Welcome to Your Happy Place! #TwinPeaks pic.twitter.com/hMIUXEcxfo— Twin Peaks (@TwinPeaksSE) August 31, 2014

And of course the “sexxxy” atmosphere helps boost the testosterone levels of the males who frequent this place. They are clearly more interested in cozying up to the waitresses rather than looking at the sports scenes on the plasma television screens before them. Now, that is “Shagadelic” alright!

Playing w Words , @TwinPeaksGirl celebrates Oktoberfest w KNOTTY BRATS pic.twitter.com/O2ijXOlApv— Ron Ruggless (@RonRuggless) September 9, 2014

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Source: Businessweek