Stephen Hawking gives Hope to 1D Fans over Zayn Malik

Stephen Hawking gives hope to heartbroken 1D fans over Zayn Malik’s departure.

On Saturday night the legendary physicist Stephen Hawking spoke at the Sydney Opera House through a hologram from the Cambridge University in UK. Hawking appeared on the stage as a 3D hologram and commented on the mysteries of the Universe and the future of Earth. 

Hawking who suffers from ALS suggested Humans should start space exploration as he doesn’t believe mankind can survive on the fragile planet for more than 1000 years. Hawking also applauded the human race for having come to the understanding of their own nature as they are made up of particles. 

The most important question of the night however came in the form of a reference to the departure of the 1D band member Zayn Malik. When the questioner asked Hawking what is the cosmological effect of Zayn Malik having left One Direction and breaking millions of teenage hearts around the world. Hawking replied with a finally someone is asking the important question!

Hawking advised heartbroken girls to pay close attention to theoretical physics as one day proof of multiple Universes /4/be found. It is highly possible in the alternate universe somewhere another Zayn Malik is present still in the band One Direction. Hawking added the girl /4/not even be aware in the alternate Universe she /4/be happily married to Zayn Malik. All the Zayn Malik fans around the world hail Stephen Hawking who just gave us renewed hope of a future with the heartthrob.

Hawking also talked about the film ‘The Theory of Everything’ based on his life and marriage. Hawking shared how he had been scared when the film came out as it was based on the book written by his ex-wife but after seeing the film he realised it was a very truthful and realistic take on his life.