Who Oiled Kim Kardashian’s Nude Booty to #BreakTheInternet?

Kim Kardashian and her recent activities have stirred a hornet’s nest. The after-effects of her nude photo shoot are just beginning to be apparent.

All eyes…male or female were fixed on Kim Kardashian’s body when she displayed all there was to show in Paper Mag yesterday. The nude photo shoot caused ten thousand memes to go viral on the Net.

A few moments after the photo shoot got completed Kim drove a serious-looking Kanye in her hummer. They were headed to enjoy a date with each other. This came about after Kanye supposedly oversaw his wife’s nude photo shoot and even (get this!) allowed another male to rub baby oil on her big round buttocks.

Boy! You got guts Kanye, I gotta tell you that! Kim was very much dressed up and wore minimal makeup. As for Kanye, he didn’t look so happy. The fact that Kanye was there all along while his wife disrobed is evidence of his keeping an eye on her even if it is for the sake of a nude photo shoot.

But when he allowed Mario Dedivanovic to lay his hands on Kim’s peach booty, he must have felt a twinge of jealousy if not  downright anger. According to DailyMail, while Kanye was present right there alongside Kim for the majority of the occasion, there were times when he wandered off and left her and the photographer not to mention the makeup artist to their own devices.

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on 11, 2014 at 6:13pm PST

Mario sprayed the oil on her body from a bottle. And when it came to the nude scenes, it was just the photographer and Kim with no sign of Kanye. Kim sure let loose a volley of pictoriual excessive images via the photoshoot.

And according to RadarOnline, Kanye would never allow Kim to get naked without his super-vision. Kim and Kanye were supposed to be visiting Kendall. But instead they had other plans.

The nude photo shoot was what they had in their minds. Momager Kris Jenner was behind her daughter all the way. She had previously even encouraged Kim to pose naked for Playboy. That was seven years ago. And today she has done it again.

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on 11, 2014 at 9:27am PST

Kris is also a great fan of the photographer Jean-Paul Goude and so she goaded Kim into taking the photo opportunity. Kim is known to have foresworn any nude scenes in the past but there you have it…she has engaged in one now at long last.

After all how long can the snake remain intact without shedding its skin! Meanwhile, Kris Humphries is being teased for his previous marriage to Kim Kardashian which lasted for approximately two and a half months.

A whole bunch of Toronto Raptors began trolling him by chanting “Kanye” at a basketball match which took place awhile back. Their mission was successful since due to the chanting of Kanye’s name, Humphries missed the shot.

The spectators watching the whole scene went wild with joy. Kanye too has dissed Kris for dating Kim in the past. Thus this is not the first time that Kris is facing the music so to say. According to TMZ, it’s been three years since Kris and Kim said farewell to each other.

Finally, the man who put the grease on Kim’s body, Mario hails from the Bronx. He is a makeup artist. When asked what the brand of the oil was he said that he didn’t know that but it was a European-made baby oil and he sprayed it on her sexy and luscious body from a pump bottle.

This man has the world’s best job for he must have felt horny and hornier and horniest with each spritz of that oil on Kim’s drop dead gorgeous body especially her butt.

Kim’s ass sure glistened on the photoshoot and it stood out in its prominence. According to NYDailyNews, Mario said that working with the photographer and of course Kim was a lot of fun.

He remarked that they were both very talented individuals. He said that for her facial makeup, the look was a natural and simple one. For the wet look, a bit of Evian water got sprayed on her face.

Mario’s pop said that he was proud of his son who had had the honor of rubbing baby oil on Kim Kardashian. Mario has worked with among other celebs: Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, Natasha Bedingfield, Michelle Williams, Lil Kim and Gina Gershon.