Hillary Clinton Signs Deal For Brooklyn Cool HQ

Hillary (or Billary as she is termed by those who see her carrying way more clout than the Prez) signed on the dotted line and was out the door before the ink had even dried on the contract. She is to lease out a posh and plush Brooklyn Cool line of offices for her operations.

It’s as plain as the light of day that she is going to run for office soon. She wants to be the first female president in the history of the United States. Like Obama before her, she wants to make history and not be engulfed by it.

Over 80,000 sq. ft. of land at 1 Pierrepont Plaza near the Brooklyn Heights and the Brooklyn Bridge were signed off in the name of Hillary Clinton, according to Bloomberg. Termed Brooklyn Cool, the area consists of ultramodern offices. While the whole series of choices had already been made since eons, the inking of the bond papers was done on Wednesday.

Now it is all hers to sit down and plot those schemes towards world domination. Furthermore the formation of committees for the express purpose of the hectic hassles of running for election are going to be a reality pretty soon.

Parts of the huge sprawling space has already been occupied by Hillary. The rest of her team have set up bases in odd places such as coffee shops and small apartments. The office space Hillary now owns belongs to Ratner, the same man who paid up to $400,000 which went straight into the coffers of the Democratic Convention.

So things are beginning to dovetail by now. Other people who will rub shoulders with Hillary Clinton will include Morgan Stanley and Loretta Lynch. Earlier on, Clinton had chosen a place closer to her stomping ground of Chappaqua.

But then there was a change of plans. Clinton’s staff members number roughly 35 and they are working day and night to make Hillary’s dream come true.

Feminism aside, the fact that a tough no-nonsense woman will rule from the Oval Office will prove to be a good change and one that might even change the tarnished image of the United States as an Alpha Male country that conquers where it can.

The soft core politics of Hillary will use diplomacy and deftness to strike out agreements in the Middle East, Central Asia and Africa. Pretty soon the USA will be back to being #1 as Tricky Dick (Richard Nixon) used to say!